John Doe

Right, let's talk about Twitter. Or X, or whatever Elon's calling it this week. It seems our favourite microblogging platform had a bit of a whoopsie recently – a flurry of outages, apparently caused by a DDoS attack. Now, DDoS attacks are never fun. It's

A breach of trust, and a whole lot of *ahem* compromising material thanks to hacking. Ah, New Jersey. A land of diners, Bruce Springsteen, and apparently, former police officers with a penchant for, shall we say, unauthorized digital photography. Let's dive into this little kerfuffle, shall we? A

Right, Sausalito, California. Picturesque, charming, probably smells faintly of sea salt and artisanal coffee. A place where, presumably, the biggest daily drama involves a rogue seagull making off with someone's croissant. Or so you'd think. Turns out, even postcard-perfect towns aren't immune to the

Right, so, just when you thought international relations couldn't get any more delightfully peculiar, the Americans are now accusing a dozen Chinese nationals of... well, essentially *hacking* their way through Uncle Sam's digital knickerbockers. Yes, you read that right, another international incident involving HACKING! The US

Right, let's talk about MSN. Or, as I like to call it, the digital equivalent of finding a Betamax player at a car boot sale. You know, that faint, almost imperceptible whiff of desperation, like a technology that *really* wants you to remember it fondly, even though you’

Well, blow me down with a feather, have you heard the latest? It seems our beloved Taylor Swift, purveyor of catchy tunes and romantic tribulations, has unwittingly become entangled in a tale of cybercrime so brazen, it could make your hair stand on end - or at least mildly perk